Waffles are Great
Waffles are great. No one hates waffles. Waffles are better than butter. Everyone loves waffles. Everyone loves me! You know why? Yeah, thats right... CUZ I LOVE WAFFLES!!!!!!
Alex and Waffles
Do you like waffles? I like waffles. I hope you like waffles. If you don't, go to hell. If you do, you are cool. I like waffles. Waffles are a very important and vital thing to the planet and out lives. Without them, eveyone would have commited suicide by now. Do you like waffles? I do. They are great. Did you know an ant can climb up a tree? I also enjoy waffles with a side of fruit and juice, with syrup on the waffle.<strong> By following this waffle code of conduct, it also support you with a healthy life style and puts a wonderful flavor into your mouth!</strong> See? SEE? This is how much I care for waffles!
ALL HAIL WAFFLES
Convert to Wafflism now!
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